sometimes i think i might be bi but then
i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me
‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave
are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear
Trust me most bears stay very far away from those caves
WestJet Christmas Miracle: Real-Time Giving
An airline asks its passengers what they want for Christmas before boarding their plane and as they make their way to their destination, a merry team of buyers sets out to make each and every Christmas wish come true. When the passengers arrive at the terminal to pick up their luggage, down the chute comes all their presents. All marked with their names. No present-request was too big or too small.
WARNING: IF STRESSED FROM FINALS WEEK OR YOU LOVE HAPPY THINGS, THIS MAY MAKE YOU SOB.