Selfish Knitter

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NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap, via cully-bear)

airrazr asked: Is there a specific pattern you use for socks? I've been reluctant to try them because people talk about how difficult turning the heel is.

I use the vanilla latte socks pattern on ravelry, but mostly because I really like the rib pattern.
Honestly though in regards to the difficulty of turning the heel, just watch instruction videos on YouTube. It’s actually way easier than it looks. The directions won’t make sense until you sit down and start it. Maybe try getting a cheap skein of sock weight yarn and a set of small US 2-2.5 circular needles or DPN’s and knit a couple rounds and try out the heel turn right away.
It freaked me out my first sock too, but it’s way easier than it seems.

New hat in progress. #anzula #anzulasquishy #yarn #knitting #fiberart

New hat in progress. #anzula #anzulasquishy #yarn #knitting #fiberart